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Kyleel |||| |||||||||| | `-|-----|-|-|--'| |||| | | | | | elektra | | | |||| |||||||||| | | | | | | |||`---|-|-|-|-|-|--|---.| | RdKill |||| |||||||||| | Zemora | Blondie ||`--. | | | | | | z1nk || | | |||| |||||||||| | | .------|----|----'`-. | | | | | | | .----'| AllyCat --. |||| |||||||||| | `-|------|-- WanMan --|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-----|--' | | |||| |||||||||| `---|------|----------. | | | | | | | | | | .- Pbass | |||| |||||||||| | Izzy `- Oscer --|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-----|--|---' | |||| |||||||||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | MastElmo |||| |||||||||| | | Brian-X Macc | | | | | | | | | | | `--.| | |||| |||||||||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | `-----|-- *Starr* | |||| |||||||||| Maia!@% Bellez --|-' | | | | | | | .--|-----'| | | |||| |||||||||| | ||`-------|----|---|-|-|-|-|-|-|----|--|--- Rig | | |||| |||||||||| *Chef* |`------ Cidaq | | | | | | | | | `-. | | |||| |||||||||| Breetai | | | | | | | | *B00bz* | .---' | |||| |||||||||| | `-. | | | | | | | | | .' | Female |||| |||||||||| Corn | NuConcept .---|-' | | | | | | |.--|-|--.| | | |||| |||||||||| | | | | `-. | | | | | | luci | | hydro311 | |||| |||||||||`-- lydia_atl PastaGal ---|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|--|-|-|-|----. | |||| ||||||||| | | | `-|-|-|-|-|-|-' `-|-|-|-- Shad0w |||| ||||||||| Pnutgirl | GonzoLoco | | | | | misuse `-|-|--. |||| ||||||||| | | | | | | | .--------' | SessyJen |||| ||||||||| LilDave CompChick | | | | | | splat ---|--' |||| ||||||||| .----' | | | | | | .--' Spastica |||| ||||||||`-- bluesxxgrl .-- DH | KL | | | | | `--|-----' | |||| |||||||| | |.-----|--' | | | | | | CybrChrist |||| |||||||| | redmare ||.----|-- SN | | | | | | |||| |||||||| | | |||.---|------|-|-|-' | VenusGirl |||| |||||||`--. | tabas --.||||.--|------' | | .-' .-------------'||| ||||||`---|-|------------.|||||| | .-----' | | magpie | .------'|| |||||| .-|-' r0ach |||||||.-|--|-------|-' | | m0rg1 | yy[z] || |||||| | | | .--- n0elle!@ | | onkeld badger | | | | | || |||||| | | albatross .--' | || | | | | | `.| ajx --|-- mo || |||||| | | jsz | || `-.| | littleone `-.|| .----|--. | || |||||`. `-|--. wing -------' |`---.||.--|------------ juliet --.| max-q || ||||`-|-. | | mooks nts |||| `-. gfm --. | || | || |||`. | | | `------------|---|-- *fuz!* --|-------- morgen | looey | || ||`-|-|-|-|-- kitkat^ ----|---|----'||`----|- lesb0 -|--|---|---. | || || | | | | | | || | | | | luq | || |`--|-|-|-|---------------|---|-----'| dangergrl earle | | | || | | | | | sparxx --- l0ra!@ ----' | | | | scorpion | || | `-|-|-|---------------'|| || .' | WIL WHEAT0N | | | || | | | | dt --'| || | oghost | sfuze | || | | | | .--' |`------|------------- mchemist --' | || | | `-|--------------|----|-------|---------------' | .----------|-'| | | `--------------|--- theejoker zens -- skinflower | suiciety | | | | rosieriv -- tfish | | | | | | | | | | | | `-----. quagmire | | | netmask | | | | | | chlamydiarose | | | | | | | | | `------|---. | | nekkidamy polymorf `-. | daud -' | | | .-- gheap | Zomba_Soul isis --------|-----|--------|-|-|-------|--' | | | | | | | | | | torquie ------|-- countzero acronym thepublic .---|-|-|----. | `---|--|---------|---. | || .--|----|--.| | |.---|--' | dispater | theora -- RAgent q --'| | rainbow lust!@@ --|----. | | | | | | | | |||| | | | ludi bopeep | dildog -- ladyada sami -|--|-- maq | |||| | | | `----------|-|--' | .--|--|----|--' |||| syndrome | tari --|-|-- dan_farmer .--- pill | | vamprella |||| | `-. | | | | .----|--|--|----|------'||| | karrin -- shipley -- muffy demonika --|--' | purpcon ||| shaedow | | | | | | | |||| | | ||| | | val --' | danea mycroft | |||`---|---. | plexor --'|`---. | | .-- jen | | ||| `---|-|-------------|- wednesday | | | wraith --|-'|`--------|-|-- disorder -' | | CGD | | | | sage | | | | | | | .----- se7en t -- gf | `-------|-|-|----|--|-|---------' | | | | | furie -- lizzie | | blaise -- skippy | simunye pandora lilfeet`----|--------------|--|------------------' onyx ---- michelle yt -- panther_modern - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Starr | Chef -- meenk ---- gweeds | | fuz B00bz - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "the big loop" is over 650 people! that's a lot of action! celebrate 600 with lots of sloppy sex with multiple partners. feed the chart. the top rankings: ---------------- #1 winner -- crank -- 18 links! #2 winner -- gweeds & meenk -- 16 links! it's a tie! #3 winner -- xgirl -- 15 links! #4 winner -- n0elle & phyzzix -- 13 links! it's a tie! #5 winner -- ophie & GoNINzo -- 12 links! it's a tie! #6 winner -- murmur & evol & lust & pinguino & Mikey & fuz & sQurl -- 11 links! it's a seven-way tie! #7 winner -- pip -- 10 links! honorable mention: ----------------- 9 links: Kaleid, hillary, y-windows, fuz, hitchcock, demonika, & l0ra! 8 links: wintarose, oodles, metalchic, page, pixy, ark, Rasputin, corp, missx, sarlo, shipley, wikked, baital, & b_! 7 links: renen, turin, juliet, Guyver, Maia, lydia_atl, & sonia! be a winner *today*! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - unconfirmed links: these are links i've been told more than twice to add, but have then been told by others to remove once they're on the chart. each link stays for six months, & if no one can prove it's valid in that time, it is removed & assumed untrue. if you bore witness to one of these links or know someone who did, mail crank@ice.net with your confession! skinflower -- max-q (11-3-98) astraea -- nettwerk (11-3-98) rosieriv -- space_rogue (11-3-98) angieb -- erikb (11-3-98) b_ -- tiffie (11-6-98) kitkat^ -- shinex (11-6-98) dave_sob -- sfuze (11-12-98) Jon2 -- sQurl (11-19-98) winmutt -- pea (12-4-98) illuminaeti -- ajrez (12-15-98) sw_r -- prym (1-26-99) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - notable gross things on the chart: this is a section for easy reference to family members on the chart. the end people are the relation as noted. if you know two people on the big loop are in the same family, mail crank@ice.net & let us rejoice in the incest! spirit -- hillary -- seth -- candyrain 3 links - siblings blueeyes -- 8ball -- crank -- aoxomoxoa -- poppie -- donnie 5 links - siblings potter -- scat -- bF -- evol -- styx 4 links - cousins christy -- kkrazy -- kinessa -- gweeds -- LCN -- tanadept 5 links - stepsiblings - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #2600: lashtal | empress deadguy | maverick | | | | sin ----- speck -- liquid_motion | | beastly -- c4in d_rebel kspiff -- mimes -- dieznyik -- nelli | borys -- zebby (#bodyart) LdyMuriel Erato flutterbi `---. | .---' Kalika -- IceHeart -- virago -- mre .----' | `----. Berdiene Serenla Pyra -- Roamer kitiara -- starlord anarchy -- aphex twin soul seeker -- educated guess tempus thales -- lady in black -- midnight sorrow magnatop -- darice jandor -- alexis ryna illusionx -- thumper - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - bodyart [#bodyart/#bodypiercing/#tattoo]: ga[r]y /' | `\ xindjoo --|-- grrtigger -- bone-head `\ | /' freakboi heidikins -- pasquale grub -- gypsie tabaqui -- catbones -- sprite ministry -- SuperMia -- superdave bert37 -- chiot steppah -- creeper syx66 -- gypsy_whore - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #coders simon -- wolfie -- raphael (#trax) bolt -- ashli - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #hack: murcurochrome | deadkat -- jazmine -- gitm | radikahl t0c -- seussy -- o0 | taner glyph -- adnama -- weaselboy t3kg -- elfgard pluvius -- lydia panic -- plant -- erikt sl33p -- molldoll allman -- costales shamrock -- jennicide -- efpee -- imposter-dh rhost -- sue_white serpent -- no_ana vaxbuster -- tiggie -- redragon illuminaeti -- m0jo - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #mindvox: killarney -- tomwhore -- fairosa -- kids - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - misc: shane -- e1mo -- juice | chris22 cal -- Er1s -- gh0st -- JiJi -- JonM MsLePew -- Beacher sangfroid -- inspektor Tsk -- Gavroche tymat -- gemmi foo -- leeny sweeties -- vek -- tamtam -- jonathan sweeties -- jonathan -- candacep -- discogurl -- dj koosh -- tcb clarita -- dataangel HippieEB -- Imaj - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - music [#punk/#ska/#sxe]: solaris -- kojak -- chelsea -- pieskin -- lady rude | kcskin -- janew | kamaskin -- kimee -- dano joojoo mailart | | auralee -- konfuz -- subgurl -- danx -- starla | | | nes | alee | kathy21 mutata -- skidman shellskin -- amberskin astrophil -- maggiemae skarjerk -- pancreas prick -- taxie -- jubjub - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #skate: kindje -- tigerkat -- huphtur -- superzan | punkgirl -- yakuza -- maryjane | caroline -- rhy cosmo cks lodias `--. | .--' outlander -- spike -- lightborn .--'|||`--. darkelf ||| weevil ||| tenchi --'|`-- h0ly [r] katskate -- earwax vlinder -- miesj superfly -- conchita -- nobaboon - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #trax: cardiac sandman -- trissy skie | | | saxy -- vegas basehead | | | kiwidog fassassin -- discodiva gblues | squeep -- qporucpine -- ami -- dilvish higherbeing -- ms_saigon -- floss | howler lowrider -- lum -- perisoft mickrip -- astrid pandorra -- malakai leece -- draggy ozone -- bliss mellow-d -- kisu -- snowman -- trixi animix -- pixie lummy -- daedalus frostbitten_dream -- pickl'ette -- redial - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #twilight_zone: dog3 Frizz0 | | zbrightmn -- nina -- dtm evil_ed -- linnea | | | halah joeN -- daysee -- munchie | RockShox Loverman -- Missi redbird -- reddy - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #unix: nyssa abbeycat allira `---. | .----' lissa -- Wayhigh -- dwymer -- Bruin | | | | Suger | | Briana -- nebulizr | | Suzzeee --' `-- Jen1 in4mer -- devilgrl gerg -- tyger chloe -- cosmos dem -- webb mskathy -- strahd callechan -- rhiannon RealScott -- Ila - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - zines [#blade/#dto/#neti]: sirlance -- holly -- hardcore | rattle -- s4ra -- doommaker spiff -- tl109 figglemuffinz -- creed ilsundal -- fairy princess vanir -- darkland snarfblat -- d1d1 dimes -- bexy -- mindcrime tut -- casey pezmonkey -- cptbovine greyhawk -- crazybaby cheesus -- meowkovich catbutt -- pulse ygraine -- drool bigmike -- shana camel -- icee - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - revision history -- last updated 4-18-99 v8.96: added CosmicMJ & arian. sQurl moves up to winner 6. added Erato -- IceHeart -- Serenla to #2600. added to misc: sweeties -- vek -- tamtam -- jonathan sweeties -- jonathan -- candacep -- discogurl -- dj e1mo -- (shane, juice, chris22) koosh -- tcb clarita -- dataangel HippieEB -- Imaj added to #twilight_zone: evil_ed -- linnea dtm -- daysee nina -- (dtm, dog3, zbrightmn, Frizz0 RockShox -- halah -- zbrightmn redbird -- reddy added to #unix: Wayhigh -- (nyssa, allira, Jen1, lissa, abbeycat, Suger, Briana) Suzzeee -- Wayhigh -- dwymer -- Bruin in4mer -- devilgrl gerg -- tyger chloe -- cosmos dem -- webb mskathy -- strahd callechan -- rhiannon nebulizr -- Briana RealScott -- Ila removed bogus link: devious -- am0eba -- zeven new links: violator -- boufa -- sQurl -- CosmicMJ -- xney3 CosmicMJ -- arian v8.95: see the header for information on the new secondary chart. added MandaPanda, Persephone, Stu, Erisian, littleone, jenna, lesb0, luq, dpk, arkuat, & thoth. added meenk, B00bz, Starr, fuz, Chef, & gweeds to the secondary chart. fixed the last "gross link". christy is the relation, not dannyman. gweeds moves up to winner 2. meenk moves up to winner 2. phyzzix moves up to winner 4. fuz moves up to winner 6. sQurl moves up to honorable mention 9. renamed melody to _Melody_. reinstated flashman -- _Melody_. added to misc: sangfroid -- inspektor Tsk -- Gavroche tymat -- gemmi foo -- leeny removed bogus links: jen -- Theo pea -- l4rry angieb -- tymat new links: meenk -- (B00bz, Starr, fuz, Chef, gweeds) MandaPanda -- Doobie -- Persephone -- Stu phyzzix -- Erisian devious -- am0eba -- zeven onkeld -- littleone angieb -- jenna -- pea spyder_bytes -- shinex fuz -- lesb0 -- luq dpk -- _Melody_ -- arkuat -- thoth sQurl -- (flashman, rezznor, _Melody_) v8.94: this is the last of the #atlantaga chart. sometimes i amaze myself. added lydia_atl, Corn, NuConcept, GonzoLoco, Pnutgirl, LilDave, CompChick, Twizzle, luci, B00bz, SessyJen, splat, Spastica, CybrChrist, b|iss, m0kab3chu, bfgrrl, christy, dannyman, & bonita80. (if anyone has an alternate nick for the #atlantaga lydia, please mail me. i used lydia_atl for now.) updated number of people in the big loop. added #bodyart baital group to the big loop. added a new "gross link". spacegirl == spacie. GoNINzo moves up to winner 4. Mikey moves up to winner 5. meenk moves up to winner 5. baital moves up to honorable mention 8. lydia_atl moves up to honorable mention 7. added syx66 -- gypsy_whore to #bodyart. added MsLePew -- Beacher to misc. removed bogus link seth -- glynis. new links: lydia_atl -- (Mikey, Corn, Breetai, NuConcept, GonzoLoco) Pnutgirl -- lydia_atl -- LilDave luci -- (hydro311, Shad0w, B00bz, ReelTime) GonzoLoco -- CompChick ThreeDays -- Twizzle -- Mikey -- b|iss Pbass -- Starr -- B00bz -- SessyJen SessyJen -- splat -- Spastica -- CybrChrist m0kab3chu -- meenk -- bfgrrl kkrazy -- christy -- dannyman baital -- GoNINzo -- bonita80 v8.93: added tymat, gemmi, Rosie, Atomica, Dolemite, QueenB, Kyleel, RdKill, AllyCat, Mikey, WanMan, Lullaby, Zemora, Blondie, Sambrosia, RobertG, Pbass, Oscer, Brian-X, Macc, Bellez, Cidaq, Maia, Chef, Rig, Izzy, Breetai, Starr, MastElmo, hydro311, Female, Shad0w, PastaGal, & VenusGirl. ophie moves up to winner 4. Mikey moves up to honorable mention 8. Guyver moves up to honorable mention 7. Maia moves up to honorable mention 7. moved n00gie -- grayarea -- c-curve to #hack. removed bogus links: joe630 -- (tele, emmanuel, grayarea) new links: angieb -- tymat -- gemmi Maia -- (Cidaq, Brian-X, Mikey, Chef, Rig, Izzy, Breetai) Blondie -- (WanMan, Mikey, Guyver, RobertG) Oscer -- (Pbass, RobertG, Brian-X, Macc) Bellez -- (Macc, Brian-X, Mikey, Cidaq) Lullaby -- (Mikey, ReelTime, RobertG) Starr -- (Rig, Mikey, hydro311) MastElmo -- (Female, Starr, AllyCat) Rosie -- Guyver -- Atomica -- Dolemite -- QueenB Dolemite -- Kyleel -- RdKill -- AllyCat -- Mikey -- Sambrosia Pbass -- AllyCat -- WanMan -- Zemora -- ReelTime Shad0w -- Female -- hydro311 -- VenusGirl Mikey -- PastaGal -- Shad0w ophie -- joe630 -- tiffie v8.92: added magpie, spacie, littlestar, darwin, Mark, ReelTime, nigel, Wizdom, lemony, sunset, kic, Lotus1, Jazzy1, & ThreeDays. updated number of people in the big loop. IceHeart == IceHeartX. added IceHeart -- (LdyMuriel, Berdiene, Kalika, Pyra) to #2600. added Pyra -- Roamer to #2600. added pea -- l4rry to #hack. added the konfuz group to music. added prick -- taxie to music. pip moved up to winner 6. wikked moved up to honorable mention 8. juliet moved up to honorable mention 7. renamed n1ce to Er1s. renamed irene to JiJi. fixed the misc link: cal -- Er1s -- gh0st -- JiJi -- JonM. new links: juliet -- magpie u4ea -- spacie pip -- littlestar kaia -- darwin wikked -- Mark -- sunni LamaKid -- ReelTime -- nigel -- Wizdom -- lemony Mark -- sunset -- kic -- Lotus1 -- Jazzy1 -- wikked Lotus1 -- ReelTime Slinky -- ThreeDays