the official kevin-bacon-game-turned-computer-underground chart [tm] version 8.79 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - for updates, additions, or to be put on the sexchart mailing list, mail crank@ice.net. to receive the latest version on efnet irc, "/msg lifelike sexchart". a link is denoted by any sexual action between computer users that is capable of spreading an std, from wet kissing on up. the last .05 of revisions is listed at the bottom. ** hey, you! we're looking for a better title for the glory that is The Chart. mail crank@ice.net with suggestions & earn fame & power throughout the compu-nerd scene. ** - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - .-------- turin --------------------------------------. | .-----'| ||`----------------------------. | toby | | |`-- keeper --. | | .-|------|-|------|------|-- intro -------|---------|------------. | | | | | | | | | | .----|-|------|-|------|------|-- brat | | | | .--|-|------|-|------|------|----|-----------|---------|-----. | | | | | | `-. | | | acidqueene | | | angst | | .----|---|---bjoe | | shorty | | | | | || |`-|-|-|----|---|-----------|----|--|--------|-----|---|-----|----. | || `--|-|-|----|-- reality ----|----|--|-- weedboy | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | |.---|---------------|-- lucky | potter | llama | | | || | | || | .-- thal -----' | .---' | | | | | | |`--- oodles --|-|----|-------- styx --|-|--------|---|---|--. | | | | /'| | | morgaine | | | | scat | | | | | | | | b3 vera | .--|--|---|-|----------|-|---|--|--|----|-|--. | | | | | cerkit | | `--.| | dukeo | | | | | | | | | | `--------|-|---. | .---|--' || |/' | | .-' | | | | | | .-|----------|-|---|-|-|---|------- evol -- eerie | | | blueeyes | | | | | | | | | | | ffej .---'| || .----|-' | | | | | | | | | | | morph --|-|--.| | | | | | | |`--.| | .-|-|---' | dom | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | || | | | |.----' | | | | | | | scuzz --|-|- metalchic -|-|----|-|-- bF ---|-' 8ball -- carly | | | | | | | | | | | | `----|----|----|-|---. | | | | | | TH0M Y0RKE | | sensei | `-|----|----. `----|-. | | | xan | | | `-|------. | | | `-----|---.| | | | | `---|----. | | | | | | | `-- claud --|--.|| crimson | | | | | | | | .-|------|-----|-|---------------|-- pip --' | | | beck | | | | | | collette | | | /|`\ | `--|-----|--- beastie | | | | | ladydeath | | | cancer --|-. | nymph | | | | | kablooie | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | nitz | gumby | | fatslayer | | | sample --' | | | | mooer -. | `---. | .--------' | .-----------|-|--' | | | | `--|-|-----|--|-|-----------|-|-----------' | | | | | tsoul | | | | | sirlance -|-|-- holly -- hardcore wishchld | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | demon | | aoxomoxoa -- poppie | | rattle -- s4ra dcheese ------' | | | | | `----. | | | | | | | | `---. | | | ostrich ---|-|-. | donnie | | doommaker | leesa hgirl | | | | | | | | | | .---' | | | | | mercuri | | | | | | | TOXiC79 dazey | fried inuendo | | | | | | | | | .---|-|-----. | | | | | | lori jellyb | | | | novicane `.|.----|-|--|-----' | | | | | | | `-----------.|||.-- GoNINzo -- september -- vocks | | | skooter nic | | | ||||| | | | | | | | | | | | lucifuge --.||||| vritra `-- ambigu0us -----. | | | sita -- ninja | | | |||||| || | | | | .---'| `\ | | | path0s --.||||||.-- turbo -- ivy256 || marcus666 | | | jules ziggy || | | |||||||| |`\ | | | || || | | photochic ||||||||.-- holden -- syn | shroomy69 | | | krampus --'| || | | | ||||||||| | | | | | | || | | spirit --.||||||||| grimwater yumas | _evol_ | | | indpuck --' || | | | ||||||||||/' | | | | | /'| | `------|-- crank!@#@% ------- jamesy --|------- LCN | | | all-of-nitco | `-----. | | | || | bex | | kkrazy | | | `-. | `-----. | | | | |`-|-----|--------|---|-|-------.| | `-. | fishhead ---. | | | | | | | .---|--------|---' | || | | | | | | | | | `--|-|-- puck --- kinessa -----.|| | .-|-|---------------|---|-|--|---|---|----|-' | ||| | | | | e.spirit ---|--kaia -|---|---|----|-. | graywolf jakey ||| | | | | | | `\ | | | | | `------.| .---' ||| | | | | slug fawn --|-|---|---|--- mogel -------- pixy -------.||| | | | | toasty `--. | | | | |`-- nykia | |`------. |||| | | | | | | | | | | `------.`-------. | `------.| |||| | | | | cinnabon | quarex | | | `------. | | | turtle || |||| | | | `-----|----|-----|--|--|-|---------.| hateball | | | || |||| | | | pie | | | | `-|--------.|| | | | jook || |||| | | `. | sweeney | `----|-------.||| | | | | || |||| | |.-|--|-------|------|-------|------ murmur -------|-|---' | ogre || |||| | || | bor -- lankan `-------|---. || ||`--------|-|-----|--|-. || |||| | || | .-----------|---|---'| |`--------.| | peggy | || |||| | || | Guitarzan --|-. 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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "the big loop" is over 450 people. feed the chart. the top rankings: ---------------- #1 winner -- crank -- 18 links! #2 winner -- gweeds & xgirl & n0elle -- 15 links! it's a three-way tie! #3 winner -- phyzzix -- 13 links! #4 winner -- ophie & murmur -- 11 links! it's a tie! #5 winner -- evol -- 10 links! honorable mention: ----------------- 9 links: corp, y-windows, hitchcock, & l0ra! 8 links: wintarose, Kaleid, hillary, oodles, metalchic, page, pixy, sarlo, ark, & pip! 7 links: renen, turin, GoNINzo, & sonia! be a winner *today*! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #ansi: lashtal | deadguy | maverick | | | sin -- speck -- liquid_motion | | c4in d_rebel kspiff -- mimes -- dieznyik -- nelli | borys -- zebby (#bodyart) iceheart -- virago -- mre kitiara -- starlord anarchy -- aphex twin soul seeker -- educated guess tempus thales -- lady in black -- midnight sorrow magnatop -- darice jandor -- alexis ryna illusionx -- thumper - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - bodyart [#bodyart/#bodypiercing/#tattoo]: ga[r]y /' | `\ xindjoo --|-- grrtigger -- bone-head `\ | /' freakboi assamite gilmore -- crayon | | abacab -- baital -- abraxas -- michelle_ -- blackskull | | | | atropos | pol nerkles | Listener heidikins -- pasquale grub -- gypsie tabaqui -- catbones -- sprite katester -- dka IceHeartX -- flutterbi ministry -- SuperMia -- superdave bert37 -- chiot - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #coders simon -- wolfie -- raphael (#trax) bolt -- ashli - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #hack: deadkat -- jazmine -- gitm | radikahl val -- shipley -- muffy -- mycroft | dan_farmer glyph -- adnama -- weaselboy t3kg -- elfgard pluvius -- lydia disorder -- demonika -- wraith panic -- plant -- erikt maq -- vamprella -- purpcon halflife -- grashoper sl33p -- molldoll allman -- costales t0c -- seussy -- o0 jennicide -- efpee -- imposter-dh - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #mindvox: genders -- deadlord -- eppie -- primal killarney -- tomwhore -- fairosa -- kids - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - music [#punk/#ska/#sxe]: solaris -- kojak -- chelsea -- pieskin -- lady rude | kcskin -- janew | kamaskin -- kimee -- dano mutata -- skidman shellskin -- amberskin astrophil -- maggiemae skarjerk -- pancreas jubjub -- taxie - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #skate: kindje -- tigerkat -- huphtur -- superzan | punkgirl -- yakuza -- maryjane | caroline -- rhy cosmo cks lodias `\ | /' outlander -- spike -- lightborn /'|||`\ darkelf ||| weevil ||| tenchi --'|`-- h0ly [r] katskate -- earwax vlinder -- miesj superfly -- conchita -- nobaboon - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #trax: cardiac sandman -- trissy skie | | | saxy -- vegas basehead | | | kiwidog fassassin -- discodiva gblues | squeep -- qporucpine -- ami -- dilvish higherbeing -- ms_saigon -- floss | howler lowrider -- lum -- perisoft mickrip -- astrid pandorra -- malakai leece -- draggy ozone -- bliss mellow-d -- kisu -- snowman -- trixi animix -- pixie lummy -- daedalus frostbitten_dream -- pickl'ette -- redial - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - zines [#blade/#dto/#neti]: figglemuffinz -- creed ilsundal -- fairy princess vanir -- darkland snarfblat -- d1d1 dimes -- bexy -- mindcrime tut -- casey pezmonkey -- cptbovine greyhawk -- crazybaby cheesus -- meowkovich catbutt -- pulse ygraine -- drool bigmike -- shana camel -- icee - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - revision history -- last updated 10-22-98 v8.79: added lb, Zem, rhendrix, konkers, hayley, hope, ceili, & mercuri. renamed daemon9 to route. moved val -- shipley -- muffy -- mycroft to #hack. moved muffy -- dan_farmer to #hack. ark moved up to honorable mention 8. removed bogus links: route -- val elektra -- argv new links: aynn -- lb juniper -- Zem dbt -- rhendrix -- konkers collision -- hayley magneto -- hope -- Rasputin ark -- ceili lori -- mercuri v8.78: added Rasputin, magneto, & bohr. Kaleid moved up to honorable mention 8. ark moved up to honorable mention 7. moved jennicide -- efpee -- imposter-dh to #hack. moved t0c -- seussy -- o0 to #hack. renamed splatman to dbt. removed bogus links: mspeel -- angieb -- jennicide tsal -- seussy rosieriv -- space_rogue b -- tiffie new links: time -- Rasputin ark -- whoops Kaleid -- (spruance, Lone-Wolf, magneto, bohr) v8.77: fixed some misplaced links: neal -- riley, not meenk -- riley meenk -- kubiak sorry, that was my fault. v8.76: added dan_farmer. updated number of people on the big loop. renamed memily to meenk. cleared up the meenk confusion. meenk fell off the honorable mentions. renamed chantal to isis. removed bogus links: meenk -- (tsal, lidsville, skitzo, b) new links: daemon9 -- val (which adds three #hack links) muffy -- dan_farmer v8.75: new sexchart mailing list! mail crank@ice.net to be added. added meenk, neal, riley, kubiak, & chantal. removed bogus link nivenh -- speck. renamed rstreet to photochic. new links: x -- tiffie duatra -- chantal -- tfish b -- meenk -- neal -- n0rmag3ne neal -- riley meenk -- kubiak