the official kevin-bacon-game-turned-computer-underground chart [tm] version 8.72 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - for updates & additions, mail crank@ice.net. to receive the latest version on efnet irc, "/msg lifelike sexchart". a link is denoted by any sexual action between computer users that is capable of spreading an std, from wet kissing on up. the last .05 of revisions is listed at the bottom. ** hey, you! we're looking for a better title for the glory that is The Chart. mail crank@ice.net with suggestions & earn fame & power throughout the compu-nerd scene. ** - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - .-------- turin --------------------------------------. | .-----'| ||`----------------------------. | toby | | |`-- keeper --. | | .-|------|-|------|------|-- intro -------|---------|------------. | | | | | | | | | | .----|-|------|-|------|------|-- brat | | | | .--|-|------|-|------|------|----|-----------|---------|-----. | | | | | | `-. | | | acidqueene | | | angst | | .----|---|---bjoe | | shorty | | | | | || |`-|-|-|----|---|-----------|----|--|--------|-----|---|-----|----. | || `--|-|-|----|-- reality ----|----|--|-- weedboy | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | |.---|---------------|-- lucky | potter | llama | | | || | | || | .-- thal -----' | .---' | | | | | | |`--- oodles --|-|----|-------- styx --|-|--------|---|---|--. | | | | /'| | | morgaine | | | | scat | | | | | | | | b3 vera | .--|--|---|-|----------|-|---|--|--|----|-|--. | | | | | cerkit | | `--.| | dukeo | | | | | | | | | | `--------|-|---. | .---|--' || |/' | | .-' | | | | | | .-|----------|-|---|-|-|---|------- evol -- eerie | | | blueeyes | | | | | | | | | | | ffej .---'| || .----|-' | | | | | | | | | | | morph --|-|--.| | | | | | | |`--.| | .-|-|---' | dom | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | || | | | |.----' | | | | | | | scuzz --|-|- metalchic -|-|----|-|-- bF ---|-' 8ball -- carly | | | | | | | | | | | | `----|----|----|-|---. | | | | | | TH0M Y0RKE | | sensei | `-|----|----. `----|-. | | | xan | | | `-|------. | | | `-----|---.| | | | | `---|----. | | | | | | | `-- claud --|--.|| crimson | | | | | | | | .-|------|-----|-|---------------|-- pip --' | | | beck | | | | | | collette | | | /'|`\ | `--|-----|--- beastie | | | | | ladydeath | | | cancer --|-. | nymph | | | | | kablooie | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | nitz | gumby | | fatslayer | | | sample --' | | | | mooer -. | `---. | .--------' | .-----------|-|--' | | | | `--|-|-----|--|-|----------|--|-----------' | | | | | poppie | | | | | rattle --|--|-- holly -- hardcore | | | | | `--|-|----.| | | | | | | | | | | donnie | | aoxomoxoa s4ra | | `-- sirlance dcheese ------' | | | | `----. | | `\ | | .--'| | `---. | | | ostrich ---|-|-.| | | | wishchld | leesa hgirl | | | | | | | || /' | | .---' | | | | | jellyb demon | | || doommaker | | TOXiC79 dazey | fried inuendo | | | | | | || .---|--|-----. | | | | | | lori tsoul | | || novicane `-.|.----|-|--|-----' | | | | | | |`------------.|||.-- GoNINzo -- september -- vocks | | | skooter nic | | | ||||| | | | | | | | | | | | lucifuge --.||||| vritra `-- ambigu0us -----. | | | sita -- ninja | | | |||||| || | | | | .---'| `\ | | | path0s --.||||||.-- turbo -- ivy256 || marcus666 | | | jules ziggy || | | |||||||| |`\ | | | || || | | rstreet ||||||||.-- holden -- syn | shroomy69 | | | krampus --'| || | | | ||||||||| | | | | | | || | | spirit --.||||||||| grimwater yumas | _evol_ | | | indpuck --' || | | | ||||||||||/' | | | | | /'| | `------|-- crank!@#@% ------- jamesy --|------- LCN | | | all-of-nitco | `-----. | | | || | bex | | kkrazy | | | `-. | `-----. | | | | |`-|-----|--------|---|-|-------.| | `-. | fishhead ---. | | | | | | | .---|--------|---' | || | | | | | | | | | `--|-|-- puck --- kinessa -----.|| | .-|-|---------------|---|-|--|---|---|----|-' | ||| | | | | e.spirit ---|--kaia -|---|---|----|-. | graywolf jakey ||| | | | | | | `\ | | | | | `------.| .---' ||| | | | | slug fawn --|-|---|---|----mogel -------- pixy -------.||| | | | | toasty `--. | | | | |`-- nykia | |`------. |||| | | | | | | | | | | `------.`-------. | `------.| |||| | | | | cinnabon | quarex | | | `------. | | | turtle || |||| | | | `-----|----|-----|--|--|-|---------.| hateball | | | || |||| | | | pie | | | | `-|--------.|| | | | jook || |||| | | `. | sweeney | `----|-------.||| | | | | || |||| | |.-|--|-------|------|-------|------ murmur -------|-|---' | ogre || |||| | || | bor -- lankan `-------|---. || ||`--------|-|-----|--|-. || |||| | || | .-----------|---|---'| |`--------.| | peggy | || |||| | || | Guitarzan --|-. CapnRat | | | | || | | | || |||| | || | .--|-|---|-----|- keroppi | .-- page -- ghort | || |||| | || | crash313 | | | bond `--. | | | /| | | | | || |||| | || |.---|-----|--|-|----|-------|-|-----|-----|-|-|--|----' | | || |||| | || || windx --|--|-' | .----|-'.----' | | | | | | || |||| | || || /'| |.-|------|--|----|--|----------' | |.-|------' | || |||| | || ||| | || | | |.---|--|-- larissa | || | | || |||| | || ||| | || | hitchcock --|--|------------' || | | || |||| | || ||| swisspope | | | | | | | | .---'| | dedboy | || |||| | || ||| | | `--|--|-|-|-|-|---|--|----------|----|-|-|----|---|-'| |||| | || ||| | piglet -' | | | `---|--|------. | .--|-|-|-- glynis | |||| | || ||| | | `----|-|-|-----|--|------|---|-|--' | | | |||| | || ||`----|-|-- PoGo .' | `-----|--|-. | | | | | dr0ne | |||| | || waar | | | |.-|-------' | | | .-|-|----|-' | | |||| | || || | .-|-|- hillary -|----------|-|----|-|-|-|----|------|----. | |||| | || || `-|-|-|---|-|--|--|----------|-|----|-|-|-|-- ryu ---.| | | |||| | || || .-|-|-|---' | `--|-- Fowlez | | | | | | /'| carrie | | |||| | || || | | | `-----|-----|--. | | | | | | | | | | | |||| | || |`-|-|-|-- severino | rottenz -|-|----|-|-' | | | nuprinboy | | |||| | |`.| | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | |||| | | ||.-|-|-|-- laurak ---' | | |`--|-|- narya --|-' | redfox | | |||| | | ||| | | | `------' | `--.| | | | | | | |||| | | ||| | `-|-- Dravanavin poto || | djbump | feival --. | | |||| | | ||`.| `----------------------.|| | /' .---' | | | |||| | | |`\|`---------- fritz clinto renen ----|--- jamming roller | | |||| | | | SiN13 ------------|---|--------' seth -------------------' | |||| | | | | `------------ tracy -------------' | trep |||| | | | quxy candyrain $t.andrew | |||| | | | MARY L0RD SARA GILBERT | | tart |||| | | | | | | fatima ---'| |||| | | | BILLY C0RGAN KURT C0BAIN DREW BARRYM0RE | |.--------' |||| | | | | | | | ||.---------'||| | | | ED N0RT0N -- C0URTNEY L0VE ------' minstrelle |||.---------'|| | | | | | | | ||||.---------'| | | | GAVIN R0SSDALE TRENT REZN0R -- tammy | `-----.|||||.---------' | | | | | | | | .---- gweeds! --------. | | | GWEN STEPHANI T0RI AM0S | `------|-|-----'|| ||`--------.| | | | JELL0 BIAFRA | | .----'| |`--------.|| | | | .-- plexus | | | .---' WL skora ||| | | sonia -------- velcro | | | | | | ||| | | | | |`----. | savvy neko | | | | dave_rast | ||| | | | | sate trilobyte | | | | | | | | ||| | | | | | `------ kirshana | | | whoops -- nyar ||| | | | gage `--- rabidchild | | | | | || ||| | | | | sedrick gnarf | | jess |`-- lemson ||| | | argent beaker fate | | || | ||| | | | | | | |`--|-- andrew ||| | | `-- fuaim .----------------------|-|---|---' | ||| | `------------------------|-. .------------------' | | mswicked ||| | anathema nadyalec tao | | | nineve | | ||| | | | | | | | timbrel --.| | | ||| | `-- riotboi erise | | | | ||.-- duatra | silicosis ||| | | | | | | | .-- corp ----------' | .----'|| | XunilOS puff | | | | | /| || random-tox -- espidre ---.|| | | | | | | | | | | || | ||| | skywind | | | | | | | || mudge -- shewolf -- iskra ||| | | | | | | | | | || | ||| | | | | | | | | | || r2 - mujahadin tsk sp0t ||| | | | | | | | | | || | | /' ||| | spruance cybele | | | | | | | | |`-- cbnoonan pinguino teq ||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ||| | daria -- cvk .-|--' | | | | | | | tanadept | | vyrus --' ||| | | | | | | | | | | | || | lex | .----'|| | collision -- sQurl | `----|-|---|-|-|-|-|--'| | | | | /'| | .---|--|------' | | | | | | siren | | anarchist | kara | | eighmi -----|-- pickaxe | | | | | | | | | .-----' | | | | | | | `-------|---|-|-|-|-|---|-- lorah | quisling | | | | Mythrandr | | Lone-Wolf | | | | | | | .---' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | kingtrent | sinner | ao | | | | | supox eris5 | | | `-|-|-. | | | | | | | | ivylotus | | | | .-' | .-|-|-|- asriel --|- wintarose --|-|-' |.----|-----|---' BLong | | niala | | | | | | | | | | | || juniper | timb0 --. | | /' | | | | | | veggie | | corwin | | || | `-------- minjo | || laz | | | | | | | | | | || /' dudeman | | ||.-----|-|-|----|-|-|------|-|--------' | |||.--------|----------' | ||| | | | | gita --. | | | ark -- sumogirl theora --- sarlo ----|-|-|---.| | | | valgamon | | | | | | | | | || b0gus | | | | aynn --|-- flatlandr RAgent | | phz -|-|-|--.|| `-|-|-- drd00m | | | | | | | .---|-|-|-- astraea ----|-|----------' | | Aleph --. ladyada .---|-|--|---|-|-|---|-----------|-' | | | | | | | | | | | YYZ | | halfman --. | dildog | | | | | | | .-- rambone | blueadept | Kaleid | | | | | | | | | | splatman ----' | | | | | | | | |.----------|--' n00gie | ChromeLi | | `--|---|-|-|-- tele -- mrg | | time -- pete0 | `----|-. | | | || | grayarea | bumble | skitzo | | | | | |`-- phone | | | hagbard | | | | | | | | joe630 -------|----' c-curve teletype --- memily | | | | `--|-----------.| style ---. || | | | | | | .--|---------- sync afsaneh amity ---------'| | fl00d | | | | | | | | kaos ---' lidsville | | | | | | | discodan --. |.--- gauss .----------------------|-------|-|-|-|-|--' | || | .-------------------' | | | | | professor --.| || aloke boto .--|--|---------------------------|-|-|-|-|---|---------.|| || /' | | | | shinex romulen ----|-|-|-|-|---|-------- xgirl!@ -- deker | | | | | | /' | | | | | /||| ||`\ |.--|-' | | | am0eba devious | nettwerk | | | | | gwar ||| || emilia -|-. | | | | | | | | | | | | ||| || | | | | | | | etrigan ---.| | |.--------|-' | | | cg --'|| || | spig | | | | | || | || | | | | || || | | | | | | philipw -- phyzzix -------|---|-|---' dk ---'| || moose | | | | | | /'|| ||| | | | .---------' || | | | `--|---- emmanuel || ||`--------|---|-|--. | swallow --'`------. | | | | | /'| |`\ | | |.-|--|-------------------|--' | | .-|-------- roman | | BernieS | | || `--|-- homeysan ginny | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | `----- tsal -----' | | | || | caffiend daemon9 | lgas | | | | .---|-- o0 | | || | | | `-. | | | wikked | | | | | || loki -|------- spacegirl | | | | | | seussy --|-- t0c | | || | | .--|-. | | | | | | | | | | || jazzy | readwerd | | adamw | | | | J0SH LAZIE .-|- erikb --|--.| || `----------|-|--|--. | | | | | | | || || aliced ----------|-|--|--|--' | | | demented1 --|-|-- hannah | || || | | | jasonf .-' | | `--. | | | | | | .' || ||/' | `--. | | missx -. | | | .--|-- tiffie | `---------|-- ophie --|----.| judy | | | | | | .-|-|--|-------------' otopico | /| |\ | || | | u4ea kc | | | | | | x -- n0rmag3ne -----|-----|--|-|-|-|--|--- y-windows | | | | | | | | angelbaby | | | | | | || | .-|- serpent | | | | | | angieb -- mspeel `--|--|-|-|-|--|-----'| | | | | | | | | | | `-----. no_ana --|--|-|-|-|--|------|-|-' | vaxbuster | | | | | jennicide | `--|-|-|-|--|------|-|--.| | | | | | `----|------ b -- phatgirl | | | | | | | || tiggie | | | | .----|--------------------------' | | | | .--|-|-.|| | | | | | | efpee redmare SN KL | | | | argv | | ||| redragon | | | | | | | |.----' | | | | | | ||| | | | | | | tabas ------.||.-- AF/OSI | | | | | | elektra | | | | | | DH ||||.----------' | | | z1nk | | | | | | | | | | imposter-dh `-.|||||.-----------|-|--' `--|-|--' | pilferer | | | | | ||||||| wing | | | | | | | `-|-|----------------.|||||||/' | onkeld | | misuse yy[z] | | | | albatross -- n0elle! ----------|-|---------' | | | | | | | /' | || | | badger | ajx -- mo | | | | r0ach -- jsz dt | \ earle --|-|---. | | | | | | | | | | `\ .------' | | `-- juliet -- max-q | | | | mooks | nts fuz -------|-- morgen | | | | | | | \ | | /|\ gfm --|----' `---|-|-.`-- looey --' | | | sparxx --- l0ra --' | `-------|-----------' | | | `-|-----------------'| |`--. | | .-- oghost | WIL WHEAT0N `-----|------------------|--|---|-' dangergrl | | space_rogue .--' | `-------|-|------- mchemist --- sfuze `-----|---------|---- theejoker --' | | | dispater rosieriv -- tfish --------|------' zens -- skinflower scorpion | | | quagmire | | torquie -- gheap chlamydiarose polymorf lust -- dis | | | | ludi countzero Zomba_Soul netmask - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "the big loop" is over 425 people. feed the chart. the top rankings: ---------------- #1 winner -- crank -- 18 links! #2 winner -- gweeds & xgirl & n0elle -- 15 links! it's a three-way tie! #3 winner -- phyzzix -- 13 links! #4 winner -- ophie & murmur -- 11 links! it's a tie! #5 winner -- evol -- 10 links! honorable mention: ----------------- 9 links: corp, y-windows, hitchcock, & l0ra! 8 links: wintarose, hillary, oodles, metalchic, page, pixy, sarlo, & pip! 7 links: renen, turin, GoNINzo, memily, & sonia! be a winner *today*! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #ansi: nivenh -- speck -- liquid motion | | sin d_rebel kspiff -- mimes -- dieznyik -- nelli | borys -- zebby (#bodyart) iceheart -- virago -- mre kitiara -- starlord anarchy -- aphex twin soul seeker -- educated guess tempus thales -- lady in black -- midnight sorrow magnatop -- darice jandor -- alexis ryna illusionx -- thumper - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - bodyart [#bodyart/#bodypiercing/#tattoo]: ga[r]y /' | `\ xindjoo --|-- grrtigger -- bone-head `\ | /' freakboi assamite gilmore -- crayon | | abacab -- baital -- abraxas -- michelle_ -- blackskull | | | | atropos | pol nerkles | Listener heidikins -- pasquale grub -- gypsie tabaqui -- catbones -- sprite katester -- dka IceHeartX -- flutterbi ministry -- SuperMia -- superdave bert37 -- chiot - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #coders simon -- wolfie -- raphael (#trax) bolt -- ashli - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #hack: cardiac sandman -- trissy skie | | | saxy -- vegas basehead | | | kiwidog fassassin -- discodiva deadkat -- jazmine -- gitm | radikahl glyph -- adnama -- weaselboy t3kg -- elfgard pluvius -- lydia disorder -- demonika -- wraith panic -- plant -- erikt maq -- vamprella -- purpcon halflife -- grashoper val -- shipley -- muffy -- mycroft sl33p -- molldoll allman -- costales - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #mindvox: genders -- deadlord -- eppie -- primal killarney -- tomwhore -- fairosa -- kids - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - music [#punk/#ska/#sxe]: solaris -- kojak -- chelsea -- pieskin -- lady rude | kcskin -- janew | kamaskin -- kimee -- dano mutata -- skidman shellskin -- amberskin astrophil -- maggiemae skarjerk -- pancreas jubjub -- taxie - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #skate: kindje -- tigerkat -- huphtur -- superzan | punkgirl -- yakuza -- maryjane | caroline -- rhy cosmo cks lodias `\ | /' outlander -- spike -- lightborn /'|||`\ darkelf ||| weevil ||| tenchi --'|`-- h0ly [r] katskate -- earwax vlinder -- miesj superfly -- conchita -- nobaboon - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #trax: gblues | squeep -- qporucpine -- ami -- dilvish higherbeing -- ms_saigon -- floss | howler lowrider -- lum -- perisoft mickrip -- astrid pandorra -- malakai leece -- draggy ozone -- bliss mellow-d -- kisu -- snowman -- trixi animix -- pixie lummy -- daedalus frostbitten_dream -- pickl'ette -- redial - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (trying to get into #warez): jezebel -- #warez? - (jabbers? methos?) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - zines [#blade/#dto/#neti]: figglemuffinz -- creed ilsundal -- fairy princess vanir -- darkland snarfblat -- d1d1 dimes -- bexy -- mindcrime tut -- casey pezmonkey -- cptbovine greyhawk -- crazybaby cheesus -- meowkovich - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - revision history -- last updated 10-1-98 v8.72: added maq, DH, laz, no_ana, netmask, jennicide, mspeel, fritz, & clinto. removed bogus links: mideval -- s4ra -- twisted noid -- vamprella (from #hack) reinstated DH -- n0elle (dh confusion). renamed efpee's dh to imposter-dh. n0elle moved up to #2 winner. hillary moved up to honorable mention eight. new links: niala -- laz serpent -- no_ana lust -- netmask imposter-dh -- efpee -- jennicide -- angieb -- mspeel PoGo -- windx hillary -- fritz -- tracy -- clinto v8.71: added c-curve, phone, polymorf, lust, dis, pilferer, & ajx. hillary moved up to honorable mention seven. corp moved up to honorable mention nine. new links: hillary -- seth grayarea -- c-curve corp -- sync tele -- phone skinflower -- (mchemist, polymorf, zens, lust) lust -- dis elektra -- pilferer mo -- ajx v8.70: updated the number of people in the big loop. added juniper, ivylotus, cvk, cybele, daria, spruance, lemson, pete0, time, hagbard, flatlandr, YYZ, & readwerd. n0elle moved down to #3 winner. juliet moved down off honorable mention. removed bogus links: n0elle -- dh juliet -- BernieS max-q -- skinflower moved the skinflower -- zens link to #hack. moved the big saxy link (which became unattached with the removal of erise -- saxy) to #hack. added dh -- efpee to #hack. fixed the "yyz" confusion: mo -- yy[z] astraea -- YYZ new links: ark -- Juniper -- ivylotus sQurl -- cvk -- cybele cvk -- daria -- spruance whoops -- lemson time -- (splatman, pete0, hagbard) aynn -- flatlandr missx -- adamw (which brings eight new people onto the big loop: readwerd, serpent, u4ea, missx, kc, redragon, tiggie, vaxbuster) v8.69: added chlamydiarose, Zomba_Soul, & dildog. new links: tfish -- chlamydiarose -- Zomba_Soul ladyada -- dildog v8.68: major overhaul on the bloomington-normal & famous people sections. added Fowlez, Dravanavin, & PoGo. hitchcock moved up to honorable mention nine. new links: hillary -- (Fowlez, Dravanavin, severino, hitchcock, PoGo)