the official kevin-bacon-game-turned-computer-underground chart [tm]

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         |                     .-------------------------------.       |
 .-------|- reality -----------|------------.                  |       |
 |       |    |                |            |                  |       |
 |  brat |    |          scuzz |   lucky weedboy               |       |
 |   |   |    |             |  |      \  /        fatslayer    |       |
.|---|---|---/-- fejj -.    |  | eerie || styx  /              |       |
||   |  /  /           |    |  |     \ || /   /    .---------. |       |
||   | | /      cerkit |    | bF ---- evol  /      |    xan  blueeyes  |
||  angst            \ |    |  |   / /    /        |     |      |      |
||    |      b3 ----- metalchic. /  |   /      8ball - carly - dom     |
||  collete /                  /\   | /  claud |   `-------------------|-.
||    |   /   kate -- aoxomoxoa  `- pip -'  .--' leesa -- fried        | |
|| .--|--'     |       /       `--. | .----'    /                      | |
|| |  |  pandemonium  |  lucifuge | | |  dcheese ----------------- beastie
|| |  |              /'         \ | | | /       \
|| | kablooie -- kaia -- mogel --`CRANK - turbo   heroin girl     skooter
|| |    |                  |    / |   | \                            |
|| |  mooer ---- ostrich -/----' /    |  `------- jamesy           lori
|`.`.             /     /      /     spirit      /   |  \
| | |   jellybean   fawn - murmur       |      /  rachel - kinessa  morph
| `-|----.                /  /   \      |   LCN                |      |
|   |     \  .---------- ' /  mollie  becky  `---- gweeds     puck  drugs
|  oodles  | | quarex   goeck     |     /        / /  |  \    /
|  / |  |  | |   |     /          |   /        / /    |   pixy      rattle
| |  | turin | glynis |  megan - kreeg  duatra  |  whoops    |        |
| | tMM  |   |        |  |        | |      |    |   |       jakey   holly
| |      |   |       brett - barb ' |      |    |   |
| beaner |   |      /    \         /       |    |  nyar - veggie  teletype
|        |   `. larissa   laurak -'        |    |                     |
|   acidqueene \                           |    |                  memily
|               |     juke     ogre        |    |   andrew
|  sate ----- sonia   |  \     /           |     \   /   \
|   |           |     |   peggy           corp - jess   pixy's sister
|  fuaim    trilobyte |                    /
|        \           amber               /
| sinner   \                           /
|  |       beaker                    /
 \ |                               /
  wintarose - asriel             /
  | |   |                      /
  | | valgamon               /                  gauss   sync  discodan
  | `----.                  |                      \     |    /
 quisling `corwin           |                        \   |  /
                            |           professor ---- xgirl -- deker
                            |                /       /   |  \
                   romulen  |     devious  /       /     |    \
                     \      |      / .----'     gwar    cg     adamw
           armitage -. \    |    /  /
                      `\ \  |  /  /
                  sol -- phyzzix '- philipw
                       /  | | | \
                nettwerk  | | |  bernieS
                         /  |  \
                     tsal   |  ophie
                            |
                         emmanuel


   hannah       
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  demented1         
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   tiffie     fuz
               |       evan              nitz            pluvious
  dveggie    juliet     |                  |                |
     |         |       l0ra            ladydeath          lydia
   gita     looey       |                  |
     |                sparx              gumby
 y-windows

beck - morgan
toby - cindy
thal - ingy
kojak - ?
ninja - nitco
max-q - mo
vyrus - pinguino - tsk
virago - mre
anarchy - aphixtwin
disorder - demonika
soul seeker - educated guess
catbones - sprite

hrothgar?

:Change (WHISPERED): catbutt & sysop, catbutt & bushman, angst & kamala