the official kevin-bacon-game-turned-computer-underground chart Version 2.3 04/07/97 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- YES WE HAVE A NEW SORT OF LINK!@# Unions which have produced offspring are now marked with a line of asterisks (*). Qualifying for a link on this chart is simple: any contact, consensual or not, that could have transmitted a communicable disease. Plain and simple. If you don't like the rules, keep your parts out of their holes. The entire top half of this chart is full of lamers... the offenders are jamesy -> crank, mujahadin -> penguino, and winterose -> fejj. If it was not for them this chart would be full of eleetz. FREEDOM OF INFORMATION FOR ME TO ABUSE!@# I didn't make this list, I just decided to make the original more accurate, but people kept complaining about it so I maintain it sorta now. I put next to no thought into it; however I do not just make a link or remove a link cuz someone says to. It is at my discretion... all of you who don't like this or think it is immoral or whateverthefuck... SUCK MY ROSY RED-TIPPED COCK. If the people on this chart are too immature to live up to their reputations as whores or just participants in the big sex web this society weaves, they shouldn't be having sex. Besides, this is a good way to be selective about which IRC whore is least likely to give you a disease that makes your tip fall off after painful sores appear around your asshole and your nuts turn into melon-sized bags of puss and you piss blood. THE MORAL FEW SPEAK OUT * From Wed, 19 Mar 1997 09:31:35 -0600 (CST) * From Wed, 19 Mar 1997 13:53:11 -0600 (CST) * From Wed, 19 Mar 1997 15:50:26 -0600 (CST) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- .--------------------------------------------------------------------. | .----------------------------------------. | | jester .-- turin ----------------------------. | | | | | | | | | | brat --|-----|------------------. | | | | | | | | | | | | .-|-----|-----|------------------|------------|--------|------. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | .-----|------------|--------|----. | | `- angst --|-- reality -------|-----|------. acidqueene | | | | | | | | | | / | | | | | | | scuzz | lucky weedboy llama | | | | | | \ | \ / | | | | .---|-|----|---- fejj -. | | || .----------|--. | | | | | | | | | | eerie || styx .-------' | | | | | | | | | | | \ || / | | | | | | | | | cerkit | | bF --- evol - dukeo | .------ blueeyes | | | | | \ | | | / | | | | | | | oodles - b3 --- metalchic --/- pip -----. 8ball - carly - dom | | | | | vera / | \ | | | | | | | tMM | \ / | claud | | | xan | | | / poppie - aoxomoxoa --. / | | `---------------. | | | beaner | / | | | fatslayer | | | | | donnie | ladydeath | | .----------' | | | | | / \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | nitz gumby | | | heroin girl | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | leesa -- inuendo | | | | | | | | | | | | | collette | lucifuge | | | dcheese --------------- beastie | | / \ | | | / | kablooie ---- kaia -- mogel -- CRANK ----------. | | | / | | \ | | mooer -- ostrich -------|---' | | turbo | | / | .-- fawn | | | | demon jellyb | | | | | | | .------|--- murmur -' | | | tsoul .--|- fishhead | | amanda | | | | mollie | / | | all of nitco | \ spirit | | | | | | \ | | ninja | | | becky | | / .--' .- goeck --|--' / | | sita | glynis | / \ / | | \ | | | | megan - kreeg | | krampus | quarex -' | | | | | | / | | | / | | skora | rachel | ziggy | | brett - barb ' | | `-------. | | \ | | / \ | nyar LCN - jamesy | puck | `--|---- laurak ----' | | | | | larissa whoops | kinessa | fuaim | gnarf \ | / \ | | | / tart - gweeds - pixy -- puck | sate - sonia kirshana - neko / | / | / \ / .-----' .---|--' random tox | trilobyte ? | | | | | | | `---- espidre - iskra | | | | | | | | silicosis | | | | shewolf | | | | | sinner quisling YYZ duatra jakey mudge | * / | | | RAgent | `- winterose - asriel - astraea -----------|-------|-. | r2 | \ | | laz | \ theora kara a-o | phz | * | \ | / | nineve | niala - sarlo z1nk | / \ | / / \ | | nobody .- corp - timbrel elektra | else | | \ | | so | | | misuse | unfortunate | | | | | | `--. gwar gauss `------------------------|---|----. | | / | ophie -- sync - xgirl - adamw sol bernieS | ||| / | \ | | .------' ||| professor | loki v-man | | / ||| | | | t0c \ \ / / ||| | .-------' jazzy | \ || / ||| | | seussy armitage \ || / philipw ||| | | | \ |||| / ||| | | tsal -------------- phyzzix -----------|||---' | | / | | \ ||| | wikked Devi0us | \ Homeysan ||| | | | nettwerk ||| | X roman ||| | | quagmire ||| | | | ||| | |.-- theejoker --'|`------|---------------. || | | | || | .---' | || | / | sparxx - l0ra ------------ fuz ----------------. | |||| | | | |||| | | | |||| | badger | | |||| | / | | |||`- mchemist - juliet - looey | | ||| | | | | ||| sfuze | scott | | ||| | / | | ||| spacegirl - y - gita - b0gus | | ||| | | \ | | ||| daemon9 | w1ng dveggie | | ||| | / | | ||`---- dt ----. | / .--------------' | |`---- nts ---. \ || / | | \ | ||| AF/OSI lgas | | || ||| / | | mooks ----- jsz - n0elle - erikb -- aliced --' / ||||| albatross - r0ach / |||| \ dh -' / ||| `------------' / | \ SN -' | `- KL tabas | redmare - mr. ed --------------------------------------------------------------------------- #hack: missx - kc hannah - demented1 - tiffie pluvious - lydia ludichrist - torquie - famous people? max-q - mo * yy[Z] panic - plant - erikt rosieriv - gheap earle - morgen - wesley | gfm mudge - r2 - mujahadin | - - - - - - | | #ansi: | | sp0t | \ | teq - vyrus - pinguino - tsk | anarchist --------------------------------------------------------------------------- For news about fixes and such email max-q@escape.com.