The entire top half of this chart is full of lamers... the offenders are jamesy -> crank, and winterose -> fejj. If it was not for them this chart would be full of eleetz.

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|                .----------------------------------------.          |
|  jester  .-- turin ----------------------------.        |          |
|    |     |     |                               |        |          |
|   brat --|-----|------------------.            |        |          |
|    |     |     |                  |            |        |          |
|  .-|-----|-----|------------------|------------|--------|------.   |
|  | |     |     |                  |            |        |      |   |
|  | |     |     |            .-----|------------|--------|----. |   |
`- angst --|-- reality -------|-----|------. acidqueene   |    | |   |
    | |    |                  |     |      |  /           |    | |   |
    | |    |          scuzz   |   lucky  weedboy        llama  | |   |
    | |    |             \    |      \  /                 |    | |   |
.---|-|----|---- fejj -.  |   |       ||       .----------|--. | |   |
|   | |    |           |  |   | eerie ||   styx   .-------'  | | |   |
|   | |    |           |  |   |    \  ||  /       |          | | |   |
|   | |    |    cerkit |  |   bF --- evol - dukeo | .------ blueeyes |
|   | |    |         \ |  |   |    /  |           | |            |   |
|   | oodles - b3 --- metalchic --/- pip -----. 8ball - carly - dom  |
|   | |    |    vera             /    | \     |  | |      |          |
|   | tMM  |        \           /     | claud |  | |     xan         |
|   |      / poppie - aoxomoxoa --.  /        |  | `---------------. |
|   | beaner   |      /   |       | |  fatslayer |                 | |
|   |        donnie  | ladydeath  | | .----------'                 | |
|   |                |   /   \    | | |                            | |
|   |                |  |     |   | | |                            | |
|   |                | nitz gumby | | | heroin girl                | |
|   |                |            | | |   |                        | |
|   |                |            | | |   | leesa -- inuendo       | |
|   |                |            | | |   |   |                    | |
| collette           |   lucifuge | | |  dcheese --------------- beastie
|     |             /           \ | | | /
|  kablooie ---- kaia -- mogel -- CRANK ----------.
|    |                     |    /  | |  \         |
|  mooer -- ostrich -------|---'   | |   turbo    |
|         /    |      .-- fawn     | |            |
|    demon  jellyb    |     |      | |            |
|      |       .------|--- murmur -' |            |
|    tsoul  .--|- fishhead    |      |  amanda    |
|           |  |           mollie    | /          |
| all of nitco |                \  spirit         |
|       |      |                 |  |  \          |
|      ninja   |                 |  |   becky     |
|    /      .--'      .- goeck --|--'  /          |
| sita      | glynis  |  /        \  /            |
|      \    |   |     | | megan - kreeg           |
|   krampus | quarex -' |   |      | |            |
|     /     |    |      |  /       | |     skora  |
|  ziggy    |    |    brett - barb ' |       |    `--------.  rachel
|      \    |    |   /    \          |      nyar            \   |
|      puck |    `--|---- laurak ----'       |        LCN --- jamesy
|           |   larissa                    whoops      |    /   |
| fuaim     |              gnarf                  \    |   /    |
|   |       |             /                  tart - gweeds - kinessa
|  sate - sonia  kirshana - neko                  /    |        |
|         /    \ /                         .-----' .- pixy --- puck
|    trilobyte  ?                          |       |
|                                          |       |
|    sinner   quisling                  duatra   jakey
|      |     /                             |       |
`- winterose - asriel - astraea -----------|-------|-.
       |     \                             | laz   |  \ theora  kara
      a-o     |                            |   \   |   \   |   /
              |                   nineve   |     niala - sarlo    z1nk
              |                  /      \  |   /       /       \   |
              |            nobody      .- corp - timbrel        elektra
              |             else       |   |   \                   |
              |              so        |   |    |                misuse
              |          unfortunate   |   |    |     
              |                        |   |    `--.      gwar  gauss
              `------------------------|---|----.  |       |   /
                                       | ophie -- sync - xgirl - adamw
                       sol  bernieS    |  |||          /       \
                        |    |   .-----'  ||| professor         loki
                 v-man  |    |  /         |||   |                |
                      \  \  /  /          |||   |              jazzi
                       \  ||  /           |||   |
              artimage  \ || /   philipw  |||   |
                      \  ||||   /         |||   |
                 tsal - phyzzix ----------|||---'
                      /  |  |   \         |||
               Devi0us   |   \   Homeysan |||
                         |    nettwerk    |||
                       roman              |||
                         |                |||
                         |     quagmire   ||`---------------------.
                         |        |       ||                      |
                         |     theejoker -'|             wesley   |
                         |   /             |           /          |
               sparxx - l0ra ------------ fuz - morgen - earle -. |
                        ||||               |  \                 | |
                        ||||               |   `--------------. | |
                        ||||               |     badger       | | |
                        ||||               |    /             | | |
                        |||`- mchemist - juliet - looey       | | |
                        |||      |         |                  | | |
                        |||    sfuze       y - gita - scott   | | |
                        |||                |        \         | | |
                        |||         w1ng   |         dveggie  | | |
                        |||             \  |                  | | |
                        ||`---- dt ---.  \ |   .--------------' | |
                        |`---- nts --. \  ||  / .---------------' |
                        |             \ | || | /                  |
                      mooks ----- jsz - n0elle - erikb - aliced --'
                                /     /  |  |  \           |
               albatross - r0ach   dh   SN  |   AF/OSI    lgas
                                          tabas
                                            |
                                         redmare

#hack:

missx - kc
hannah - demented1 - tiffie
pluvious - lydia
ludichrist - torquie - famous people?
max-q - mo - yyz
t0c - seussy

mudge - r2 - mujahadin
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#ansi:           |
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          sp0t   |
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teq - vyrus - pinguino - tsk
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             anarchist