the official kevin-bacon-game-turned-zines chart [tm]



                cerkit     bF ----- evol ----- eerie
                     \     |         |  \
          "scuzz" ---- metalchic     |   styx
                     /          \    |     
                  ffej            - pip --- fatslayer
                       aoxomoxoa     |
                      /         \    |     8ball --> beastie
                    /             \  |   /                |
     kablooie -- kaia - mogel <--- CRANK ---> murmur      |
        |             /           / / |  \                |
      mooer         /   spirit -/ /   |    \             / 
                fawn            /  jamesy     Dcheese ---'
                          turbo  /    |  \
        beaner                 /  rachel   - kinessa
          |                  LCN            /    |
 tMM -- oodles                 \----> gweeds   puck
          |      rattle              /  |  \    /
        turin      |        duatra -    |   pixy -- jakey
                 holly                  |
     morph                         all of #hack
       |
     drugs